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"I can reason it away But I'll only miss the heart of it Oh, the pain, It's all the same..."
Posted:Feb 23, 2020 8:46 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2020 7:01 pm
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"I can reason it away
But I'll only miss the heart of it
Oh, the pain, It's all the same..."

These lyrics move me... I caught the song 5 ago for the first time...
I was going 2 post a different message today, however, I'm sharing it based on yesterday's Haiku

as you know, for me, it's about the total experience, including the music
so, maybe, it boiled down to this song anyway

ever since I watched the TV SYFY series "Happy" I've confirmed what I've thought all along to be the gospel truth, that fortune cookies are made specifically for that one person. It doesn't matter how many are placed for an order, whether it is 2 go, or whether you open that fortune today, right now, tomorrow, or whenever, it is made special for you. for that heart that has been defined over the of passion and suffering weathering all comers, stayers, naysayers, and what not... and, that's all I've got 2 say about this...

continuing with this post...

not all of the songs I select are received in the tone or manner desired, however they were culled thru the same process 2 deliver something special, something that makes you want 2 stop and smell those roses, or restart, or float, or cry, or think of that first time, think of something you said that you could take back, or something that you should have said, and held bac..
the sword cuts both ways, the passion, the love, the hurt, the pause, the restart, yes, I want you 2 feel them all... there's room for more, you are here reading, sometimes listening, sometimes crying, other times laughing, but, always anticipating that next easy going post

and, I thank you for reading and sharing your thoughts with me
have the secrets you betrayed, going along for the ride

it's hard live without someone that's the only one that made your pieces fit
that is a rare find, and one that needs 2 be nurtured, watered, loved, cared for, hmm...

fix it when it hurts...
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"I can reason it away
But I'll only miss the heart of it
Oh, the pain
It's all the same
So far

I can never live without you, now
You were the only one
Who could ever make the pieces fit the same
I could never live without you, now
You were the only one
Who could fix it when it hurts
Fix it when it hurts

All the secrets you betrayed
You were holding on despite of it
Oh, the shame
Foretold the weight
Of our fall

Show me all the feelings that call your breakdown
Tell me all the reasons you cry
Show me all the demons that tore us open
Tore it, you tore it all
And you tore it, your tore it all
And you tore it, your tore it

I could never live without you, now
You were the only one
I can never live without you, now
You were the only one
Who could ever make the pieces fit the same
I could never live without you, now
You were the only one
Who could fix it when it hurts
Fix it when it hurts
Fix it when it hurts -- Cary Brothers - "Live Without You"
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I posted this song almost five ago
I hope that this one found you...

please let know...
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"fix it when it hurts luv held by indecision demons tear us free" a haiku for u
Posted:Feb 22, 2020 8:16 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2020 8:58 am
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a Haiku...
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who will read these lines

the version of her with time

the one that sees me
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what 2 do, she thinks

she's part of this love story

without a life change
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she'll get what she needs

long kisses, passionate words

lust, eat, pray, love, sigh
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you're the only one

all the secrets you betrayed

live without you, no
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fix it when it hurts

luv held by indecision

demons tear us free
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the journey begins

clear words penned, heart poised 2 mend

your town, unknown end
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"If I said I want you back, I'd be a liar But, inside the ashes, burns an endless fire"
Posted:Feb 21, 2020 7:48 pm
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2020 7:58 pm
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"If I said I want you back I'd be a liar
There's nothing left of us to long for anymore
But, inside the ashes burns an endless fire..." - you know me

it ain't about counting sheep
dreaming of you, in my sleep

I'm the mouthpiece you breathe in
the shoulder that tastes your violin

play me like a Neil Diamond song
how come my wet dreams aren't gone

to want you so bad it hurts
undone by other's squirts

a fortress around your heart
let me lick those walls apart

there's a passion burning deep
and, I can't sleep, I can't sleep

the places you've never been
your ocean, let me dive in

be my princess or be my queen
I'll take you somewhere in between

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"Four thirty A.M, I'm awake again
Singing to the dark through open eyes
While dreaming I see only you and me
Stuck between desire and compromise
If I said I want you back I'd be a liar
There's nothing left of us 2 long for anymore
But, inside the ashes burns an endless fire
And every night I can't help reaching out for more
And I can't sleep... You're so far away from me
And I can't sleep... And I can't sleep And I can't sleep...
You're so far away from me And I can't sleep... And I can't sleep
You're leaving me scars scattered around my heart
A road map of all the places you have been
And I can't escape, can't wash this away
Your love has burned your mark so deep within..." - Above & Beyond - "Can't Sleep" (acoustic version only)
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"Don't want us 2 hurt each other or cause each other pain we're as singing is 2 rain..."
Posted:Feb 16, 2020 10:38 am
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2020 9:37 pm
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"Don't want us 2 hurt each other
or cause each other pain
we're as singing is 2 rain..."

Please open your world
l am your only destiny

so many things 2 fear
let wipe those tears

the only pain we'll feel
welcomed songs from Bastille

Oh, 2 be by you swooned
like a song from 5 Maroon

sing me a sweet lullaby
that falling star in my eyes

my miracle, answered prayer
my lover, breathe in my lair
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"[Intro: Jacob Collier]
Cry, cry, cry, baby
Cry, cry, cry
[Verse 1: Chris Martin & Jacob Collier]
In a book about the world
Called The Luminous Things
There are trees and flowers glowing
While Jizo Bodhisattva sings
[Chorus: Chris Martin & Jacob Collier]
When you cry, cry, cry, baby
When you cry, cry, cry
When you cry, cry, cry, baby
I'll be by your side
[Bridge: Chris Martin & Jacob Collier]
(Dum-dum-dum)
Don't want us hurt each other
(Dum-dum-dum)
Or cause each other pain
(Dum-dum-dum, dum-dum-dum)
(Dum-dum-dum)
Don't want fear what we don't know
(Dum-dum-dum)
(Dum-dum-dum, dum-dum-dum)
(Dum-dum-dum)
We're in this together, baby
(Dum-dum-dum)
We're as singing is to rain
(Dum-dum-dum, dum-dum-dum)
So I'll never, ever, ever let you go
(Dum-dum-dum)
[Chorus: Chris Martin & Jacob Collier]
When you cry, cry, cry, baby
When you cry, cry, cry
When you cry, cry, cry, baby
I'll be by your side
Oh, yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, yeah
[Outro: Chris Martin & Jacob Collier]
For your miracles outnumber
All the stars out in the sky..." - Coldplay - "Cry, Cry, Cry"
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I'll be by your side
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"I'm bathing in sunshine, lost in space Waiting for you to set me straight Where do we go from here"
Posted:Feb 14, 2020 6:57 pm
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2020 8:00 pm
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"I'm bathing in sunshine, lost in space -
Waiting for your sign to set me straight -
Where do we go from here...." - let's find some common ground

we are lost in space... attracted by opposites...

a glimmer of light in your rear view mirror...

you search your heart... you search for that look...

you've found it... commit... be the one...

remove that last impediment...

your heart is waiting for that truth... the most beautiful word in the world...

"yes..."

so... send me that sign... smoke signals will do... Morse code 2...

be my beacon... be my light...

the answer 2 my appetite... -- another easy going ism...

the miles are the least of our challenges...

the emotional has been overcum...

let's lose ourselves in each other...

hmm...
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"I wash away in your river of gold
I'm losing this on these dead-end roads

And I'm lost in the waters
Your light is my shore
I'm searching for answers
Because all I know is I'm losing hope

I'm bathing in sunshine, lost in space
Waiting for your sign to set me straight
Where do I go from here?
When will this road seem clear?
I'm bathing in sunshine

I stay afloat in these jeans of stones
This heavy road, it don't take me home

I'm bathing in sunshine, lost in space
Waiting for your sign to set me straight
Where do I go from here?
When will this road seem clear?
I'm bathing in sunshine..." - Emmit Fenn - "Lost in space"
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shine your light on me...

let's lose ourselves in each other...
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"Lipstick on your neck brands like a tattoo 'Cause that's just how lovers do..."
Posted:Feb 9, 2020 5:57 pm
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2020 5:16 pm
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"Lipstick on your neck brands like a tattoo
'Cause that's just how lovers do..." -

I want to imagine what lovers do
with someone as edible as you

like you and me
are meant to be

I want 2 feel this way with you
take you 2 that place with a view

you've been reading me for awhile
Luv guiding us thru that lonely turnstile

we'll explore all erotic levels
2 rival the Khajuraho temples

let me taste your lipstick
an addiction I don't wanna kick

an open book for you 2 dive into
reading each other like lovers do

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"I see you watching me
Eyes on your target
Mix drinks and smoke rings
It's already started
It won't be too long before me and you
Are doing what lovers do
Clothes on the floor
We're exploring our bodies
Getting you off is my new favorite hobby
Lipstick on your neck brands like a tattoo
Cause that just how lovers do
Oh, love is just another four letter word
But that never stopped nobody
Oh, either way we lose
Just like lovers, just like lovers do
His and hers closets are perfect for skeletons
Hiding resentment and shared infidelities
Cheers to regret, wash it down with some booze
Drinking like lovers do..." - Hey Violet - "Like Lovers Do"
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Please give me that four letter word
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"When I put my lips on you I hear your voice echoing all through the night for me..."
Posted:Feb 8, 2020 7:42 am
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2020 10:05 pm
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"When I put lips on you
I hear your voice echoing all through the night me..."

Inspire the fuck out of me... read me... write me... write of us... unravel those dreams while you are breathing me in... while you are walking... while you are taking a shower... when you bite into that piece of veal marsala... think of me...

some day... these lips will be gently placed on yours... nice and easy going... they are ready... they have been licked... they need to be licked you...

I don't know about connections... I don't know about nothin'... I just know that this tongue is ready that first touch... this mind is tormented with you... I am restless... I am reckless... I am ready you...

I no longer want an angel... I want a woman that wants to be luved... the first time... open those curtains me... we are crazy... those two ships crashing into others without any recourse... without any "hold on to me dear life"... without any... "take me now... I'm yours..." without any "over thinking..."... Oh... easy... this is 2 fast... oh easy... this is 2 slow...

I ain't a three minute egg timer... I'm a man ready 2 be undone you... mouth is watering... thoughts flowing... the wait is over... the moment... is there... like a Coldplay song... "Shiver"... like a Sia song "sweet one"... like a zero 7 song "Home"... like a "Garden state" movie... book has been written you... those words are not hidden mask... those words... trumpet out to you... save me... take me... break me... gently... slowly... drip that honey into me...

When I put lips on you...
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"You keep me connected to you like I was your shadow
You're giving me answers to all of questions here on pillow, oh
Can't nothing get in between us, baby
We've been waiting on this moment so long
You wanna be reckless, restless, right until tomorrow
Wait

Just turn off the lights and you can be private dancer
When we close the curtains
You and me can forget all our manners, oh
The neighbors must think that we're crazy, baby
'Cause look how easily we keep coming undone
You wanna be reckless, restless, right until tomorrow
Wait

When I put lips on you
You feel the shivers go up and down your spine me
Make you cry me
When I put lips on you
I hear your voice echoing all through the night me
Baby, cry me
Baby, when I put lips on you (when I, when I, when
When I put lips on you (when I, when I, when …" - Maroon 5 - "Lips on You"
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Have you ever felt this way before with someone else...
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"Touch me, tease me... Baby, I'm about to explode..." - Rated NC 39
Posted:Feb 2, 2020 5:38 pm
Last Updated:Feb 6, 2020 7:28 pm
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"Touch , tease ... Baby, I'm about explode..." - Rated NC 39

Now, this is the kind of woman I'm looking for... maybe...
As long as she is gentle with ...

In the past I've written about what I want in a woman... it starts with them liking themselves... they are resilient... they are confident... they know what they want, and go for it... I prefer them 2 be calm and easy going...

I do luv their inner beauty... but... I'm not sayin' I'm not attracted 2 outer beauty either... It's just that has 2 balance the other... sometimes, that is not possible... at least, from what I've seen in life... there are those with expectations... with a list of demands, if you will... and, that doesn't work for ...

I was at a comedy show awhile back, and this set that the comedian gave, dealt with his realization that he was a ( of )... He found at a very young age... that by knowing your limitations (boundaries of needs) "A man has got know his limitations" (Dirty Harry - Clint Eastwood)... you can go further in life and have a '' ratio that eliminates much of the drama and angst in other people's lives...

Now... maybe... if you find that special person with a similar comfort zone... a similar disposition, preferences with a "live and let live" attitude... the following lyrics might make sense...

"Touch tease ... fill and caress ..." these are the words that got with Tiara Thomas's song lyrics... then I listened the song...
and, said 'yes'... if all is right then I am in for this first of many firsts...

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"Touch tease
Fill and caress
Hold on tight and don't let go
Baby I'm about explode
Cause I'm a love you can't control

I waited all this time
I nearly lost mind
I've thought a thousand times
I hope you fuck just like a star
Baby that's exactly what you are
Let's blow some haze a bit
Ain't no relationship
I ain't faking shit
Slow the pace like guitar
Baby I can tear you apart

Touch tease
Baby tantalize
I just want fuck you so
Baby I'm about explode
Cause I'm a love you can't control

Cause I'm a love you can't control
Touch tease
Every time our eyes meet
I just want fuck some more
Baby I'm about explode
Cause I'm a love you can't control" -- Tiara Thomas - "Touch , Tease "
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Oh ... this definitely has some passion...
what do you think....
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"I've got some damn bad intentions I got some secrets I forgot to mention Haven't learned my lesson"
Posted:Feb 1, 2020 10:05 am
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2020 6:37 pm
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"I've got some damn bad intentions
I got some secrets I forgot mention
Haven't learned my lesson..." - oh my...

tides hittin' you left and right...
rules you live by... why fight...

Look of a lovely "je ne sais quoi"...
squeeze that lemon dry, leave them hot...

see the fire in your eyes...
followed by quick goodbyes...

suckin' the love out of every fruit...
lifetime of happiness drained the boot...

tombstones in a graveyard passed by...
notches on your headboard rise...

still believin' in true love...
you don't wanna be alone...

you got some bad intentions...
never gonna learn that lesson...

boast that you take the world by the storm...
head for new hills as the water gets warm...

maybe... we're made for each other...
fit like a glove between the covers...
...
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"This is the face I wear treading the riptide
Abysmal oceans where good girls go to die
I wanna love somebody
Wanna feel in love all on me
But after everything I still believe in true love
Not being able to find it
Damn it tears me up
And I know it's my fault
I know it's my fault
Let's take a trip, ten thousand miles above the clouds
We can stay up here until we figure it out
I don't wanna go home
Don't wanna be alone (be alone)
I've got some damn bad intentions
I've got some damn bad intentions
I got some secrets I forgot to mention
Haven't learned my lesson
I've got some damn bad intentions
I see the world in 25 dimensions
I've seen evil reign over perfection
Blood heat over tension
And I know oh oh oh
You say you love the way the storms blow
But when it comes you close your window
You hate the fighting in the world
So you bring the battle home and fight until it's yours
Fight until I'm gone
And there's holes on the walls
Written in the sand
Deception on my lips and there's blood on your hands
And I'm tired of keepin' lies (tired of keepin' lies)
You can see it in my eyes
I don't wanna die
I know we've made a graveyard of this all
I know I don't feel too sober now (no, no)
I wanna lie awake with your black soul
Count your fears if you let me..." - Niykee Heaton - "Bad Intentions" (without the Migos )
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tell me some secrets you forgot to mention...
give me a chance, wear my luv out...
hmm...
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"Show me the way you move in... Girl... if we like it, we'll find it..." for my runners
Posted:Jan 31, 2020 9:02 pm
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2020 6:37 pm
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"Show me the way you move in...
Girl... if we like it, we'll find it..."

Tell me those secrets...

be that open book...

let me satisfy you...

cum running to me...

make it easy... jump...

show me the way you move in...

girl... if we like it... we'll find it...

and, then... you'll cum runnin'...

I'll be there... like a Jackson 5 song...

or a Jhene Aiko one... I'll be wading...

slowly... move those hips to this one...

show me the way you move in...

find me...

it's so easy...

"be my first edition, blue...

signed, the right version of you..." -- another easy going ism...
...
"Keep your secrets from me boy
Runnin, runnin
Keep a little lie
Runnin, runnin.
Could it be any harder?
No... Runnin, runnin.
Can't keep yourself satisfied
Runnin, runnin
Come forward
Yo, I said come forward
Come forward
What are you afraid of?
Show me the way you move in
Won't you show me the way you move in
Boy if we like it, we'll find it
Boy if we like it, we'll find it
Show some weakness for me
Runnin, runnin
Figure out the word
Could you be any colder?
No
Take in another
Come forward
Yo, I said come forward
Come forward
What are you afraid of?
Show me the way you move in
Won't you show me the way you move in
Boy if we like it, we'll find it
Boy if we like it, we'll find it
Runnin, runnin
Colder ooh
What are you afraid of?
Colder ooh
Show me the way you move in
Show me the way you move in
Show me the way you move in
Won't you show me the way you move me
Boy if we like it, we'll find it
Boy if we like it, we'll find it
Runnin, runnin…" - Abi Ocia - "Running"
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What are you afraid of...

be my favorite mistake...

show me the way you move in...

run your fingers thru my hair...

girl, if we like it... we'll find it...

find me...
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Can I have this dance tonight, you won't forget, Searching all my life For something I won't regret
Posted:Jan 26, 2020 10:47 am
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2020 8:51 pm
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"If I can have this dance tonight
I promise that you won't forget
I've been searching all my life
For something that I won't regret..." - for you

Can I call you Aphrodite
your hand in my tightey Whiteys

your thoughts on the one who sees you
spread those thighs, how 'bout a bienvenue

that language of love, Italian or French
let me swim that amorous, wet trench

this moment not easily lost
I want you at all

destination has been found, it's clear
be my Aphrodite take me there

be my new religion, let's sin
I'm your Jumanji, let me in

touch me, lips for this, tongue for that
propel me 2 a heart attack

this dream's for you, please don't think
sensual dances, faucet drips, drink

If I believed in prayer
you'd be the one standing there

Be my Aphrodite
Be my Aphrodite

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"You're that goddess
Aphrodite
Well known for her love and beauty
You took me and you bathe me in
Your waters, your fountain
Left me yearning for more, for more
And I can't take it anymore
Let me tell you one thing for sure
You're the only one I want more of
'Cause every time you strip away my pride
Humble me down to my knees
You're exactly what I need, you're exactly
If I can have this dance tonight
I promise that you won't forget
I've been searching all my life
For something that I won't regret
Could it be that you're the one I'm looking for?
Aha
Why won't you take me away?
Bring me to your sacred place
Won't you ooh..." - Rini - "Aphrodite"
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long, soft sigh...
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"Rule #10" "Invitations are for pussies..." just sayin...
Posted:Jan 25, 2020 1:39 pm
Last Updated:Jan 27, 2020 6:24 pm
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I read a post from one of the bloggers that I like read and she had posted a rule... and... I hadn't recognized the rule... So, I went the Wedding Crashers IMDB site and found "Thee" rules...

Here they are my little pretties...

"Rule #" "Invitations are for pussies..." just sayin...

enjoy...

The Rules of Wedding Crashing:
Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own. Rule #2: Never use your real name. Rule #3: Never confess. Rule #4: No one goes home alone. Rule #5: Never let a girl come between you and a fellow Crasher. Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sul It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention yourself, but on your own terms. Rule #7: Blend in by standing out. Rule #8: Be the life of the party. Rule #9: Whatever it takes get in, get in. Rule #: Invitations are for pussies. Rule #: Sensitive is good. Rule #: When it stops being fun, break something. Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate - console them. Rule #: You're a distant relative of a dead cousin. Rule #15: Fight the urge tell the truth. Rule #16: Always have an up--date family tree. Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night. Rule #18: You love animals and . Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it. Rule #20: The older the better, the younger the better (See rule below) Rule #21: Definitely make sure she's 18. Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime. Rule #23: There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around. Rule #24: If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run. Rule #25: You understand she heard that, but that's not what you meant. Rule #26: Of course you love her. Rule #27: Don't over drin The machinery must work in order close. Rule #28: Make sure there's an open bar. Rule #29: Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again. Rule #30: Know the playbook so you can call an audible. Rule #31: If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know. Rule #32: Don't commit a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse. Rule #33: Never go back your place. Rule #34: Be gone by sunrise. Rule #35: Breakfast is for closers. Rule #36: Your favorite movie is "The English Patient". Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher. Rule #38: Never hit on the bride! It's a one-way ticket the pavement. Rule #39: The way a woman's bed is through the dance floor. Rule #40: Dance with folks and the . The girls will think you're "sweet." Rule #41: Try not break anything, unless you're not having fun. Rule #42: At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough wedding party seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the bac The back row just smells like crashing. Rule #43: Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after, but don't talk about it. Allude it. Then walk away, She'll follow. Rule #44: Always remember your fake name! Rule #45: The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising." Rule #46: You forgot your invitation in your rush get the church. Rule #47: Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancée. Rule #48: Always work the following into a conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of . But how does one buy happiness?" Rule #49: Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women. Rule #50: Always pull out in time. Rule #51: Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love stay, but you promised help out at the homeless shelter today. Rule #52: Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive". Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary. Rule #53: Avoid virgins. They're too clingy. Rule #54: If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle Ned. Everyone has an Uncle Ned. Rule #55: Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up. Rule #56: When seeing a rival crasher, do not interact. Merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on. Rule #57: The Ferrari's in the shop. Rule #58: If rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield. Rule #59: No "chicken dancing" - no exceptions. Rule #60: When crashing out of state, request permission from a local Wedding Crasher chapter. Rule #61: No more than weddings a weekend. More and your game gets sloppy. Rule #62: Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm. Rule #63: Always save room for cake. Rule #64: When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island. Rule #65: Smile! You're having the time of your life. Rule #66: Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past. Rule #67: No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better. Rule #68: shut-outs in a row? It's time take a week off. Ask yourself: what is getting in the way of my happiness? Rule #69: Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more. Rule #70: Studies show that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints: small cost, big yield. Rule #71: No excuses. like a champion! Rule #72: In case of emergency, refer the playboo Rule #73: Gilrs in hats tend be proper and rarely give it up. Rule #74: Keep interactions with the parents of the bride a minimum. Rule #75: Carry extra protection. Rule #76: No Excuses, like a champion . Rule #77: The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served dinner first. Rule #78: Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life. Rule #79: Occasionally bring a real gift. You're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender. Rule #80: Always think ahead, but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind. Rule #81: Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start to ask questions. Rule #82: Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder. Rule #83: Don't use the "I have months live" bit - not cool, not effective. Rule #84: Shoes say a lot about a man. Rule #85: Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier blend. Rule #86: You're from out of town. ALWAYS. Rule #87: Know something about the place you say you are from. Texas is played out. For some reason, New Hampshire seems to wor Rule #88: Of course you dream of one day having . Rule #89: Never dance "What I Like About You." It's long past time let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance it. No matter how hot she is. Rule #90: Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and vice-versa. Rule #91: Only take one car. You never know when you'll need make a fast escape. Rule #92: Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key most bedroom doors. Rule #93: Try not show off on the dance floor. That means you Jeremy. Rule #94: Etiquette isn't -fashioned, it's sexy. Rule #95: Catholic weddings - the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony, horny girls. Rule #96: The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully. Rule #97: Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best. Rule #98: Save the tuxes for "the big show" only. Rule #99: Avoid women who were psychology majors in college. Rule #0: No periwinkle colored ties, please. Rule #1: Always have an early "appointment" the next morning. Rule #2: Be well groomed and well-mannered. Rule #3: Never cockblock a fellow crasher. Cockblocking an invited guest is okay. Rule #4: Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy for later. Rule #5: Know when abandon ship if it ain't floating. Rule #6: Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love get twisted around. Rule #7: Always carry an assortment of placecards match any wedding design. Rule #8: Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the love it, the girls will too. Rule #9: Never reveal your true identity. Rule #0: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket. By decree of Chazz Reingold, Creator of the Rules of Wedding Crashing, revised from 1989 in October 2004, the following bits of slang are no longer acceptable: "it's all good," "hey, no worries," and any sentence that involves anyone getting "their freak on." (Source: DVD "The Rules of Wedding Crashing" gallery bonus feature.)

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And, this song was featured in that movie...
Coldplay - "Sparks"
Did I drive you away
I know what you'll say
You say, oh, sing one we know
But I promise you this
I'll always look out for you
That's what I'll do
I say oh
I say oh
My heart is yours
It's you that I hold on
That's what I do
And I know I was wrong
But I won't let you down
(Oh yeah, yeah, yes I will)
I say oh
I cry oh
And I…
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