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Who's got jokes? 5/4/2019
Lets here em
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2 Votes
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Irishman 5/4/2019
A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts
to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub.
The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at
his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to
the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent: <br><br>
"You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare
hands. I cut down every tree and ...
0 Comments, 25 Views,
4 Votes
,4.41 Score
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Sex Life After Marriage 5/3/2019
It’s true when they say your sex life changes after you
get married, because now you are sleeping with a relative!!!
0 Comments, 26 Views,
13 Votes
,1.80 Score
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So there I was 5/3/2019
So, there I was..... Balls deep; and my sister stops, turns and says "Wow,
you know what? You are as big as Dad!" I was surprised, and replied "You know, that's
the same thing Mom said."
2 Comments, 29 Views,
13 Votes
,3.14 Score
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Back from Iraq 5/3/2019
A buddy of mine got back from Iraq, third tour as a marine.
They really do use camels as the main means of transportation.
They have to take a camel driving test, they give on mon., wed.
and fri. They have sex education on tues, and thurs. <br><br>
<br><br>
I ask him why and he said they don't want to wear the camel
out!!!
3 Comments, 43 Views,
14 Votes
,2.98 Score
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A Blonde Husband 5/3/2019
women were having lunch together, and discussing the
merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I
need to be honest with you, getting a boob job."
<br><br>
The second woman says "Oh that's nothing,
thinking of having my asshole bleached!" <br><br>
To which the first replies, "Whoa, I just can't
picture your husband as a ...
1 Comments, 47 Views,
11 Votes
,2.61 Score
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Testicles 5/2/2019
An American woman is in the produce department the local
supermarket searching for the best looking russet potatoes
she can find to bake in the oven for supper night. She
comes across a potato so large, she has to use both hands
to pick it . Just then a Middle Eastern woman sees it and
says; "Oh my, potato reminds of my husband's
testicles!" "Are his testicles this ...
1 Comments, 18 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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Mosquito 5/2/2019
What's the difference between a and a mosquito?
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A mosquito stops sucking after you smack it!
1 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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Mosquito 5/2/2019
What's the difference between a and a mosquito?
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
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<br><br>
A mosquito stops sucking after you smack it!
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
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thursday fun 5/2/2019
any one got one I'm out of good ones?
0 Comments, 4 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score
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thursday fun 5/2/2019
any one got one I'm out of good ones?
0 Comments, 7 Views,
5 Votes
,0.21 Score
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little Sally 5/1/2019
Little sally came home from school and told her mother
Frankie Robinson was showing his penis while on the playground.
Mother tried to respond but before she could little Sally
said, it reminded of a peanut. Mother said, you mean it was tiny? No said little Sally, it was salty
0 Comments, 39 Views,
12 Votes
,2.62 Score
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Starts with an F ... 4/29/2019
What starts with an F, ends with a CK and involves shooting
foamy stuff? <br><br>
Scroll down for the answer <br><br>
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0 Comments, 50 Views,
16 Votes
,2.98 Score
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to people who are fake on here 4/27/2019
^^^^^^^^^^^
0 Comments, 13 Views,
8 Votes
,0.93 Score
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Corny 4/27/2019
What did Sushi "A" say to Sushi "B"?
<br><br>
Wasabi!
0 Comments, 13 Views,
9 Votes
,1.50 Score
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Corny 4/27/2019
What did Sushi "A" say to Sushi "B"?
<br><br>
Wasabi!
1 Comments, 9 Views,
5 Votes
,1.51 Score
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friday fun 4/26/2019
what do you a group of Minnesotan gangsters? <br><br>
Oh geez!
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0 Votes
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Points 4/26/2019
All everyone is worried about
0 Comments, 14 Views,
6 Votes
,1.09 Score
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Sight? 4/24/2019
"I see", said the blind carpenter, as he picked
his hammer and saw.
1 Comments, 21 Views,
6 Votes
,1.94 Score
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Pharmacy 4/23/2019
A woman walks into a pharmacy. She marches over directly
to the pharmacist without looking another soul. "I want some cyanide to kill my husband! ", she
demands. Shocked to his very core, the pharmacist replies, "Lady are you insane? I can't sell you cyanide,
and especially not when you exclaimed you want to use
it to kill your husband. We'll both end in death ...
0 Comments, 10 Views,
2 Votes
,4.50 Score
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Checking out the bar 4/23/2019
A guy is on a business trip. He sees a bar across the street
from his hotel. Entering the bar, he sees a sign on the wall.
It reads: Cheese sandwich $2.50; Ham sandwich $4.50; Hand
Job $10. <br><br>
Behind the bar are three beautiful women. He motions for
one to over. <br><br>
"Sweetie, " he says, "are you one of the
women who gives hand jobs?" ...
3 Comments, 68 Views,
9 Votes
,2.57 Score
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Sucking gorilla 4/22/2019
A guy walks into a bar, sees nobody else but the bartender
and asks for a beer. One hour of conversation and five beers
later, the bartender asks the guy, "Do you want to
see something out of the ordinary? " "Sure!", the guy responded. The bartender proceeds to open a closet door. Out jumps
a huge gorilla. The bartender grabs a bat and cracks the
gorilla right between the ...
0 Comments, 10 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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another 4/20/2019
what do you call a constipated detective? <br><br>
no shit sherlock!
1 Comments, 4 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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Saturday fun 4/20/2019
I just picked up a new book, "the history of lubricants",
its non friction
2 Comments, 9 Views,
4 Votes
,4.02 Score
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Chinese Medicine 4/19/2019
While in China, an American man is sexually promiscuous
and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. <br><br>
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one
morning to find his penis covered with bright green and
purple spots. <br><br>
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. <br><br>
The doctor, never having seen anything like ...
2 Comments, 71 Views,
7 Votes
,3.80 Score
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friday fun 4/19/2019
so if you get shot with a starter pistol is it considered
a real related shooting?
0 Comments, 7 Views,
1 Votes
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Smoking 4/14/2019
What do you do if your wife starts smoking? <br><br>
Slow down and possibly use some lubricant
0 Comments, 14 Views,
8 Votes
,1.86 Score
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why did the tomato blush? 4/13/2019
It blushed because it saw the salad dressing.
0 Comments, 10 Views,
7 Votes
,1.00 Score
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funny? 4/2/2019
the only thing a flat farther fears is shear itself
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
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The joke of the day 4/1/2019
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't
paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three
ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are
left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher
asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the
shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No,
two, but I like how you're thinking." ...
1 Comments, 49 Views,
7 Votes
,3.30 Score
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