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lights off when having sex 12/31/2018
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those
30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex.
He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please
her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years
she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip
the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She
said "I knew it, asshole, explain the ...
3 Comments, 75 Views,
14 Votes
,4.74 Score
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Why did I get divorced? 12/31/2018
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish
me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my .
I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me
a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said,
"Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special.
She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to
her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you ...
1 Comments, 58 Views,
12 Votes
,4.74 Score
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lesbians 12/31/2018
what do you call two lesbians in a closet? <br><br>
<br><br>
a licker cabinet!!!! lol
1 Comments, 17 Views,
10 Votes
,2.39 Score
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lesbians 12/31/2018
what do you call two lesbians in a closet? <br><br>
<br><br>
a licker cabinet!!!! lol
0 Comments, 8 Views,
8 Votes
,3.48 Score
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Blind man 12/30/2018
A blind man walked into a bar <br><br>
<br><br>
and then a table <br><br>
and then a chair.....
0 Comments, 27 Views,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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Jokes 12/28/2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? <br><br>
It's ok, he woke up.
1 Comments, 15 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score
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scotch 12/28/2018
"So Amy married a Scotchman. How does he treat her?"
"reluctantly."
2 Comments, 26 Views,
11 Votes
,2.05 Score
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Eavesdropping 12/27/2018
In my early 20s, I began dating this girl. We went to her house,
one thing lead to another, and we began to have our first
sex times together. It was a hot summer day in a shitty apartment
with no AC. All the doors and windows were open. We were going
at it, and that's when I quite happily found out she
was a screamer. It was intense and passionate; we lost ourselves
in each other... About ...
1 Comments, 80 Views,
12 Votes
,3.51 Score
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More dirty jokes 12/27/2018
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
<br><br>
You can negotiate with a terrorist. <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? <br><br>
Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
A couple walking in the ...
1 Comments, 35 Views,
7 Votes
,5.08 Score
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More dirty jokes 12/27/2018
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
<br><br>
You can negotiate with a terrorist. <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? <br><br>
Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
A couple walking in the ...
0 Comments, 13 Views,
5 Votes
,3.80 Score
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Dirty Jokes 12/27/2018
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
<br><br>
A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
<br><br>
After five years, your job will still suck. <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
Know what a 6.9 is? ...
0 Comments, 20 Views,
7 Votes
,4.57 Score
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Dirty Jokes 12/27/2018
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
<br><br>
A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
<br><br>
After five years, your job will still suck. <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
Know what a 6.9 is? ...
0 Comments, 10 Views,
6 Votes
,5.64 Score
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Dirty Jokes 12/27/2018
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
<br><br>
A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
<br><br>
After five years, your job will still suck. <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
Know what a 6.9 is? ...
0 Comments, 3 Views,
3 Votes
,5.39 Score
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Who's the Boob? 12/25/2018
A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and
rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the
door. <br><br>
"Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br>
"No, he went to the store." <br><br>
"Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br>
"No, come on in." <br><br>
They sat down and shortly ...
3 Comments, 59 Views,
11 Votes
,3.73 Score
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Who's the Boob? 12/25/2018
A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and
rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the
door. <br><br>
"Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br>
"No, he went to the store." <br><br>
"Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br>
"No, come on in." <br><br>
They sat down and shortly ...
0 Comments, 22 Views,
4 Votes
,4.41 Score
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Who's the Boob? 12/25/2018
A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and
rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the
door. <br><br>
"Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br>
"No, he went to the store." <br><br>
"Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br>
"No, come on in." <br><br>
They sat down and shortly ...
0 Comments, 13 Views,
0 Votes
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Santa Claus 12/24/2018
He loves gardening - always going Hoe hoe hoe
2 Comments, 20 Views,
10 Votes
,2.79 Score
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Party Games 12/22/2018
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood
on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, he
noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder
was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load
of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks
like you guys had one hell of a party last night, "
the mailman comments. <br><br>
Bob in ...
2 Comments, 68 Views,
9 Votes
,2.57 Score
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How you waft a towel 12/22/2018
6. A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom, the
man has no issues but the woman can’t reach an orgasm,
she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm. <br><br>
After going to see a specialist, he recommended that they
have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the
man asks his best friend to waft a towel whilst him and his
wife make love. ...
1 Comments, 52 Views,
8 Votes
,2.78 Score
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A 10$ handjob ? 12/22/2018
1. A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond
waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some
food. He looks up at the menu above the bar it says: <br><br>
Hot dog – $2 Cheeseburger – $5 Hand job – $10 <br><br>
He asks the waitress, “Miss are you the one who gives the
hand jobs?” She winks and replies, “why yes I am.”
He says, “Well ...
0 Comments, 55 Views,
8 Votes
,2.78 Score
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New Playboy Magazine 12/22/2018
Did you here about the new Playboy book they are coming out with for married men??? <br><br>
The centerfold is the same woman every month!!! lol.
0 Comments, 8 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score
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Three sisters decided to get married! 12/20/2018
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save
their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further
step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later
that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed
by her oldest ’s bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother ...
2 Comments, 49 Views,
13 Votes
,3.14 Score
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What some need 12/20/2018
points  it would seem
1 Comments, 12 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Three Sisters 12/19/2018
Three sisters decided to get married on the sme day to save
their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further
step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved
to spend their honemoon night at hme. <br><br>
Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she
went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed
by her oldest ’s bedrm and heard her ...
0 Comments, 49 Views,
12 Votes
,3.15 Score
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HORNY OLD LADIES 12/19/2018
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing
nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do
you still get horny?" <br><br>
The other replies, "Oh sure I do." <br><br>
The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
<br><br>
The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
<br><br> ...
1 Comments, 67 Views,
13 Votes
,2.81 Score
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food 12/19/2018
I was at Wal-mart buying a bag of food. While in the check
out line, a man behind me asked if I had a dog. (Why else would
I be buying food RIGHT??) Upon impulse I told her, No
I didn't have a dog, I was starting the "Food
Diet" again, and that I probably shouldn't because
last time I ended up in the hospital, but I had lost 50 pounds
before I awakened in intensive care with ...
0 Comments, 31 Views,
8 Votes
,3.01 Score
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20 funny sex jokes 12/19/2018
1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br>
2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> 3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a
minor. <br><br> 4. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used conms?
One’s a Goodyear. The ...
1 Comments, 33 Views,
7 Votes
,4.06 Score
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Got a pair of shoes.. 12/17/2018
Got a pair of shoes from my drug dealer.. I don't know what he laced them with.. But I have been trippin ever since!
1 Comments, 17 Views,
11 Votes
,3.35 Score
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For Points 12/17/2018
This is simply for some POINTS POINTS POINTS!!
0 Comments, 9 Views,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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Female Surgery 12/17/2018
A sexually active middle-aged woman informed her plastic
surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size
because, over the they have become loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be
kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed. <br><br>
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully
placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she ...
2 Comments, 53 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score
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