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Articles by bretthg

bretthg 40 M
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chicken farmer and a lady   2/28/2007

chicken farmer and a lady
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass


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bretthg 40 M
6  Articles
Sex in the Dark   2/28/2007

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.


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bretthg 40 M
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Naughty couple on plane   2/28/2007

Two voices; male and female; seated on a plane
“I think everyone’s asleep; lets go”
Sound of steps.
“This one’s empty … no one’s looking


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Ireland v England rugby   2/28/2007

A family of England rugby supporters head out one Saturday shopping. While in JJB Sports, the picks up an Ireland rugby shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided I'm going to be a Ireland supporter


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bretthg 40 M
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Angelic revenge   2/28/2007

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
“You’ve been such exemplary statues, ”


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bretthg 40 M
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Wife and Mistress   2/28/2007

A Catholic husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she&#


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bretthg 40 M
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Charles and Camilla   2/28/2007

As Camilla was making last minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side. When the day's


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bretthg 40 M
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long but funny   2/28/2007

Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until, one day, he comes across a beautiful Honda Gold Wing with a for sale sign on it The bike seems even more beautiful than a new one, alt


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Hard as a standard member   2/28/2007

whats the best way to get noticed a find a date as a standard member. What are the tips and tricks of the trade?


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