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YourNaughtySanta 53/M
Metairie, Louisiana
Introduction
It's time we put the X back in Christmas. Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about [COLOR red]office Christmas parties [/COLOR]is looking for a job the next day. Come to Santa's pole. I want to plow you like a Elf's driveway at the North 12 Inch Pole.
This Santa promises.... This'll only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in. I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth....would Santa lie to you... or on you... Don't worry, I got your Christmas Wish List: a 12 inch dick, a dozen roses and a pickup truck! hubba hubba hubbba hey..... Merry Christmas it's on the way.
My Ideal Person Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Everybody felt shitty -- even the mouse.
Mom at the Whorehouse and Dad smoking grass;
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what the matter
Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fat fucker fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch blew the chimeny apart,
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!
My Ideal Person Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Everybody felt shitty -- even the mouse.
Mom at the Whorehouse and Dad smoking grass;
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what the matter
Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fat fucker fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch blew the chimeny apart,
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Elvis Presley, Green Day, George Strait, Michael Buble
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Massage
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women) |